Biggest fuck off spider was above my bedroom door. Not gunna lie, did cry on the floor until my mother came and got rid of it. It’s now been at least 15 minutes since that, and my dog won’t leave my side, and won’t stop looking around the door. She’s cute and my fave.
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If that spider even went near my ticket, it would of been it’s worst mistake..
home made flame thrower \m/